January 2012
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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mooooocow: I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die
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l o l actually surprised no one is liveblogging their new years
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who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
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Evan Peters: I'm making a rap song right now.
Interviewer: About... Latex about Eric?
Evan Peters: No it's called, 'I'll tap that fucking ass'
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Billie lol
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person: hey how are you?!
me: [thinking to self] ugh, i don't know. people are acting funny on the internet. my ship is going down in flames. i can't get this damn enya song out of my head. i watched the social network the other day and jesse eisenberg is ruining my life even though i politely asked him to stop and ryan murphy ruined another show that i invested hours of my time in.
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me: i'm okay. you?
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mirror-of-erised: you know people really should go easier on david karp i mean its not like he  banned links from asks banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks banned enter keys from asks gave asks a word limit limited the number of asks you can send an hour TWICE took away wrapped tags gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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“It’s not a scar. It’s a birthmark, of sorts, and a Herondale family secret. The...”
– Amatis to Jace, CoG P. 513 (via cornerchairseat)
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