January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
l o l actually surprised no one is liveblogging their new years
who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
December 2011
Evan Peters: I'm making a rap song right now.
Interviewer: About... Latex about Eric?
Evan Peters: No it's called, 'I'll tap that fucking ass'
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Billie lol
person: hey how are you?!
me: [thinking to self] ugh, i don't know. people are acting funny on the internet. my ship is going down in flames. i can't get this damn enya song out of my head. i watched the social network the other day and jesse eisenberg is ruining my life even though i politely asked him to stop and ryan murphy ruined another show that i invested hours of my time in.
person:
me: i'm okay. you?
mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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It’s not a scar. It’s a birthmark, of sorts, and a Herondale family secret. The...
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